On the subject of art modeling
Feb. 28th, 2017 11:36 amLast March, I read an article about ways to make extra money, and something stuck out to me. Namely, I spent part of my undergraduate career as a fine arts minor, and suddenly wasn't sure why it had never occurred to me to be in those classes on the other side - and I immediately sent emails to every local gallery I could find with classes that might need a model. Since then, I've gone from doing that maybe once a month to reliably at least two times a week.
So after a year has passed, I think it's time for me to share with you all about the mostly glamorous, sometimes painful, and often bizarre experience of being a nude art model.
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So after a year has passed, I think it's time for me to share with you all about the mostly glamorous, sometimes painful, and often bizarre experience of being a nude art model.
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Spot the lie
Feb. 20th, 2017 12:10 amAll of these are true except for one. See if you can figure it out.
-As a child, I owned a goldfish that lived for nine years.
-I was an active Girl Scout for ten years, and I went with my troop to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-I spent seven years in a relationship with a psychopath.
-A lot of people assume I have a younger sibling, and I'm pretty sure they mean my grandmother.
-At one point, I was convinced the government mistakenly thought I was dead.
-I turned 18 five days after a presidential election.
-Money once literally burned a hole in my pocket.
-I've been to orgies, plural.
-I've been to nine countries including the one I grew up in.
-I've been to every state in the US.
-The highest grade I ever received in school was "A++++++" because I just did that much work on an elementary school project.
-I was once marked absent unexcused from a class because of a tornado.
-My hands (only my hands) have been televised on a news network.
-I have never broken a bone.
-I once wrote secret admirer notes to 70 people as a game to see who could figure out who did it.
-My useless superpower is getting the figure I want out of blind figure boxes.
Basically, I realised my life is full of ridiculous statements, and I decided to make a game of it.
-As a child, I owned a goldfish that lived for nine years.
-I was an active Girl Scout for ten years, and I went with my troop to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-I spent seven years in a relationship with a psychopath.
-A lot of people assume I have a younger sibling, and I'm pretty sure they mean my grandmother.
-At one point, I was convinced the government mistakenly thought I was dead.
-I turned 18 five days after a presidential election.
-Money once literally burned a hole in my pocket.
-I've been to orgies, plural.
-I've been to nine countries including the one I grew up in.
-I've been to every state in the US.
-The highest grade I ever received in school was "A++++++" because I just did that much work on an elementary school project.
-I was once marked absent unexcused from a class because of a tornado.
-My hands (only my hands) have been televised on a news network.
-I have never broken a bone.
-I once wrote secret admirer notes to 70 people as a game to see who could figure out who did it.
-My useless superpower is getting the figure I want out of blind figure boxes.
Basically, I realised my life is full of ridiculous statements, and I decided to make a game of it.
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Jan. 21st, 2017 11:35 amAt the dinner I went to last night for the polyamory meetup, my friend made some comment about liking how comfortable his new boots are with the furry linings.
Other person: Oh are you guys furries???
Friend: No, no I'm not.
Me: ...Gotta love how I was included in the question... We're not together.
Other person: ...........Well I was going to say something about how you'll have been with everyone in this group if you stick around long enough, but that sounds bad.
Friend and me both: Why does that sound bad?
lmao
Only at a poly meetup could this conversation happen. And only in my social circles would someone ask whether I'm a furry because the friend I carpooled to the event with likes his new boots.
Now off to local protests. Here's hoping it doesn't get too crazy.
[edit] Didn't get to the protest because there was no parking anywhere in the area and I didn't have the foresight to take a bus. I'm just going to call adding to the traffic around there for an hour a contribution.
Other person: Oh are you guys furries???
Friend: No, no I'm not.
Me: ...Gotta love how I was included in the question... We're not together.
Other person: ...........Well I was going to say something about how you'll have been with everyone in this group if you stick around long enough, but that sounds bad.
Friend and me both: Why does that sound bad?
lmao
Only at a poly meetup could this conversation happen. And only in my social circles would someone ask whether I'm a furry because the friend I carpooled to the event with likes his new boots.
Now off to local protests. Here's hoping it doesn't get too crazy.
[edit] Didn't get to the protest because there was no parking anywhere in the area and I didn't have the foresight to take a bus. I'm just going to call adding to the traffic around there for an hour a contribution.
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Jan. 13th, 2017 02:58 pmAlright, so my therapist (who I communicate with via online chatboxes and it's lovely) just set me off by wondering why I don't have a traditional job, and I like how I worded all of this, so I'm putting it here in case I need an easy reference to hand to an older person with good intentions in the future. Feel free to consider it an article for that purpose if you want.
( tl;dr yes, there are reasons )
In other news, it's been an interesting couple days. I tried to make a web account for my health care stuff yesterday, which involved calling a credit company to verify my identity, at which point I was informed that I was deceased. Today, I called the Social Security Administration to ask them why they think I'm dead and what I should do about it. Turns out I'm not dead in their system, and it's all on Experian's side. So... that's good, at least, that the SSA correctly thinks I'm alive. Now I just have to figure out how to correct it with Experian and I should be good to go. Interesting times.
If I'm alive according to the SSA and dead according to Experian, does that make me Schrodinger's cat?
[edit] Schrodinger's cat typoed their SSN and amazingly going back and doing the form all over again without a typo fixed the whole thing. This could all have been solved if the person on the phone the first time had double checked that with me rather than sending me on a wild goose chase through phone trees. Amazing.
( tl;dr yes, there are reasons )
In other news, it's been an interesting couple days. I tried to make a web account for my health care stuff yesterday, which involved calling a credit company to verify my identity, at which point I was informed that I was deceased. Today, I called the Social Security Administration to ask them why they think I'm dead and what I should do about it. Turns out I'm not dead in their system, and it's all on Experian's side. So... that's good, at least, that the SSA correctly thinks I'm alive. Now I just have to figure out how to correct it with Experian and I should be good to go. Interesting times.
If I'm alive according to the SSA and dead according to Experian, does that make me Schrodinger's cat?
[edit] Schrodinger's cat typoed their SSN and amazingly going back and doing the form all over again without a typo fixed the whole thing. This could all have been solved if the person on the phone the first time had double checked that with me rather than sending me on a wild goose chase through phone trees. Amazing.