Wei Jiangling

All of these are true except for one. See if you can figure it out.

-As a child, I owned a goldfish that lived for nine years.
-I was an active Girl Scout for ten years, and I went with my troop to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
-I spent seven years in a relationship with a psychopath.
-A lot of people assume I have a younger sibling, and I'm pretty sure they mean my grandmother.
-At one point, I was convinced the government mistakenly thought I was dead.
-I turned 18 five days after a presidential election.
-Money once literally burned a hole in my pocket.
-I've been to orgies, plural.
-I've been to nine countries including the one I grew up in.
-I've been to every state in the US.
-The highest grade I ever received in school was "A++++++" because I just did that much work on an elementary school project.
-I was once marked absent unexcused from a class because of a tornado.
-My hands (only my hands) have been televised on a news network.
-I have never broken a bone.
-I once wrote secret admirer notes to 70 people as a game to see who could figure out who did it.
-My useless superpower is getting the figure I want out of blind figure boxes.

Basically, I realised my life is full of ridiculous statements, and I decided to make a game of it.